According to everyone in my country, the Christmas season began around three months ago, when September rolled around. Which is rather silly, considering that having a Ber at the end of the month is as significant as having a day of the week end with the letters "d", "a" and "y". Means nothing in particular, and yet people choose to give it some sort of significance.
Considering it's late, and most people have probably already purchased plenty of gifts for everyone. I decided to make public some material things that I would like to obtain while I am still alive, and the reasons for wanting them. Keep in mind that these are in no way reflective of what I really think about Christmas (I'm saving that for next week), but it's simply a way for me to jump on the materialistic bandwagon and accumulate more junk that I'll be leaving behind to any descendants that I may or may not have with a future wife that I may or may not find.
Maybe you'll find it in your heart to buy me stuff. Maybe not. I'm just putting this out there for everyone to know!
Considering it's late, and most people have probably already purchased plenty of gifts for everyone. I decided to make public some material things that I would like to obtain while I am still alive, and the reasons for wanting them. Keep in mind that these are in no way reflective of what I really think about Christmas (I'm saving that for next week), but it's simply a way for me to jump on the materialistic bandwagon and accumulate more junk that I'll be leaving behind to any descendants that I may or may not have with a future wife that I may or may not find.
Maybe you'll find it in your heart to buy me stuff. Maybe not. I'm just putting this out there for everyone to know!
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