Considering it's late, and most people have probably already purchased plenty of gifts for everyone. I decided to make public some material things that I would like to obtain while I am still alive, and the reasons for wanting them. Keep in mind that these are in no way reflective of what I really think about Christmas (I'm saving that for next week), but it's simply a way for me to jump on the materialistic bandwagon and accumulate more junk that I'll be leaving behind to any descendants that I may or may not have with a future wife that I may or may not find.
Maybe you'll find it in your heart to buy me stuff. Maybe not. I'm just putting this out there for everyone to know!